les choses qu'ils disent

some peeps say some funny things.
examples:

jason derulo always sings his name at the beginning of his songs...what if someone like bob dylan did the same?
oxford town, bob dylan yeeaahh! oxford town.
strange.

"agents please take out all tuber ware from the refrigerator as we will be cleaning it out today"
uh...i believe it's tupperware.

laurine got a text not too long ago.
mystery person: "hey! i heard you lost my number. this is sam, the man, the myth, the legend"
laurine: "uh, i think you have the wrong number"
mystery person: "oops...let's pretend that never happened"
smooth dude, smooth.

food network tonight.
"ask not what you can do for your country. ask what is for lunch." --alton brown
amen.
love that man.

i called a certain mr robert today.
me: "(typical opening) could i speak with mr robert please?"
mr r: "he's not here right now."
me: "would there be a better time for me to call back?"
mr r: "oh, hold on..."
[phone set down. picked back up. same person talking. weird voice]
mr r: "hello? this is mr robert."
it reminded me of school of rock and i had to stop myself from laughing.

smooth mr robert. smooth.

so glad it's the weekend.